To start with: a word of warning. There is a big difference between what you hope to see and what you will actually get to see. For one thing ‘celebrity’ seems to cover anyone from a top Hollywood star down to someone who came last in the Eurovision song contest 1983 – that’s just a made up example by the way. Secondly ‘nude’ seem to cover everything from no clothes on at all, to fully dressed with a top button undone. There are many sites with titles such as StarMale, (oh! A picture of Colin Farrell’s dick I’ve never seen before and one of Brad Pitt’s that’s been around for years), YoungMaleStars (Robbie William’s tired old todger and Matt Damon’s bum again) and finally, the one I was hoping to find nudemalecelebrities.com. Let’s check this one out in detail.

The design is basic and it is a Mansites site which means you have to sign up for Mansites to gain access. But you can do this for free, we are told, you must put in your card information but you won’t be charged until after the first three, free days. Or you can leap right in with a monthly membership at €27.12 (euros). Once you have your Mansites pass you can access selected content from hundreds of adult sites.

While I was trying to get my password to work I was distracted by another site in my list: MaleCelebrities.com I saw this site some while back and it was very similar to NudeMaleCelebrities. They had over 6,500 videos and 1,300 galleries on offer, so quite a stock of content. (The vids were usually short clips of five minutes each.) The busy home page is made easier by the categories of content; gay video feeds, gay photo galleries, celebrity nudes… ah ha! That’s what we want but what do we get? We get a mix of semi-nude and semi-famous guys with naked shots of a few and clothed shots of many. It’s really about celebrities rather than fully nude celebrities here. There are some naked shots mixed in with the non-naked ones and an archive of only nude shots would be nice, but maybe then you’d realise all too soon that there aren’t that many of them naked after all.

There is an area of the site called ‘celebrity fakes’ which is fun. It’s basically morphed images with someone else’s cock stuck on to Mark Wahlberg’s body and so on. About as close as you are going to get to the real thing in many celebrity cases, these guys aren’t known for posing for nude studio shots and you’re not going to see Ryan Philippe with a hard-on unless someone uses Photoshop. I should also add that when I saw this site it needed a lot of maintenance – missing links etc.

I went over to hotmencentral.com to make myself feel better. Here you get a free look around an honest site that is well set out and that doesn’t make false promises. You search out your favourite star’s name and then see what they have got for you. It’s around the same price as the Nude Male Celebrities (Mansites) one that I’d seen before but, from what I remember, it’s better.

Proceed with caution, don’t get your hopes up and enjoy these sites for what they are and you will do fine. And if you do ever find a pic of Matt totally nude, would you be so kind as to email it to me?

What about David Beckham nude?  or even hotter lets find some pics of Jesse McCartney at the pool or at the beach or without clothes!