There are a few things to consider here: One, the term ‘celebrity’ seems to cover everyone from the A list Hollywood stars down to people who got their butt out once in a TV program and then went back to being a bar tender. Two, ‘nude’ or ‘naked’ doesn’t always mean full frontal, in fact it rarely seems to mean full frontal. Three, not that many top stars have posed naked with a hard-on for a gay porn shoot so any X rated pics you are likely to get of them hard will be dodgy screen caps to say the least. Four, if you do stumble across a pic of a star with a boner the chances are it’s been morphed.

Let me take those points in more detail and give you some examples:

In my search I came across a site that offered nude male celebrities. ‘Those naked male celebrities are hot.’ So I clicked over to see who was on the list. Yes there were some names I’d heard of but many that I hadn’t, mind you I’ve not seen every TV show or movie ever made. And then there was the issue of ‘naked’. Many of the photos here were of topless celebs, there were plenty of them fully dressed too and the naked ones were shots from movies where the guy is facing away from you. There was a side issue here about age too – a couple of these guys appeared naked when under 18 which is perfectly legal on stage or in a general release movie that’s been through the censors, but strangely when that pic appears on the internet it becomes illegal in most countries of the world. (I’m referring to the publicity shots for the play Equus and screen caps from the movie The Blue Lagoon.)

As for the other two points: In all of the sites I found I didn’t see any real hardons, unless they were shots of porn stars, but that’s different, that’s their job. There was plenty of Photoshop activity going on with faces cut and pasted onto bodies and even cocks and balls pasted in. Sometimes it was convincing but mainly it was laughable.

There are some excellent sites out there that do take their nude male celebrities seriously and, as long as you know what you are getting, these ones are the ones to sing up for. Starmale.com offers more than the same old shots of Brad Pitt and Bruce Willis caught naked; they have fan stories, gay porn stars, videos and a blog with regular updates. Malecelebrities.com has various areas that cover actors, singers, TV and models, with hardcore non-celeb sex too.

As for free sites, it was here that I found most of the morphed pics and had my imagination well fueled by what I saw. (Back to Matt Damon again!) malecelebrities.org is a good one to show you examples of what to expect from pay sites as it basically advertises one but shows you just about all the sample pics available. It also has some biographies and info about the stars. Hotmencentral.com is another free site that contains loads of info, pics and interesting links and is well worth viewing.

To sum up: sorry to start off so cynically about this subject, these sites are great entertainment as long as you know that you are never going to see very many original images. I mean, if your favorite star appeared nude in a movie you’d own it by now wouldn’t you? Searching out naked male celebrities is great fun, interesting at times and can make for a horny hobby.

See David Beckham on the web.

To start with: a word of warning. There is a big difference between what you hope to see and what you will actually get to see. For one thing ‘celebrity’ seems to cover anyone from a top Hollywood star down to someone who came last in the Eurovision song contest 1983 – that’s just a made up example by the way. Secondly ‘nude’ seem to cover everything from no clothes on at all, to fully dressed with a top button undone. There are many sites with titles such as StarMale, (oh! A picture of Colin Farrell’s dick I’ve never seen before and one of Brad Pitt’s that’s been around for years), YoungMaleStars (Robbie William’s tired old todger and Matt Damon’s bum again) and finally, the one I was hoping to find nudemalecelebrities.com. Let’s check this one out in detail.

The design is basic and it is a Mansites site which means you have to sign up for Mansites to gain access. But you can do this for free, we are told, you must put in your card information but you won’t be charged until after the first three, free days. Or you can leap right in with a monthly membership at €27.12 (euros). Once you have your Mansites pass you can access selected content from hundreds of adult sites.

While I was trying to get my password to work I was distracted by another site in my list: MaleCelebrities.com I saw this site some while back and it was very similar to NudeMaleCelebrities. They had over 6,500 videos and 1,300 galleries on offer, so quite a stock of content. (The vids were usually short clips of five minutes each.) The busy home page is made easier by the categories of content; gay video feeds, gay photo galleries, celebrity nudes… ah ha! That’s what we want but what do we get? We get a mix of semi-nude and semi-famous guys with naked shots of a few and clothed shots of many. It’s really about celebrities rather than fully nude celebrities here. There are some naked shots mixed in with the non-naked ones and an archive of only nude shots would be nice, but maybe then you’d realise all too soon that there aren’t that many of them naked after all.

There is an area of the site called ‘celebrity fakes’ which is fun. It’s basically morphed images with someone else’s cock stuck on to Mark Wahlberg’s body and so on. About as close as you are going to get to the real thing in many celebrity cases, these guys aren’t known for posing for nude studio shots and you’re not going to see Ryan Philippe with a hard-on unless someone uses Photoshop. I should also add that when I saw this site it needed a lot of maintenance – missing links etc.

I went over to hotmencentral.com to make myself feel better. Here you get a free look around an honest site that is well set out and that doesn’t make false promises. You search out your favourite star’s name and then see what they have got for you. It’s around the same price as the Nude Male Celebrities (Mansites) one that I’d seen before but, from what I remember, it’s better.

Proceed with caution, don’t get your hopes up and enjoy these sites for what they are and you will do fine. And if you do ever find a pic of Matt totally nude, would you be so kind as to email it to me?

What about David Beckham nude?  or even hotter lets find some pics of Jesse McCartney at the pool or at the beach or without clothes!