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Top Male Gay Celeb Scandals

Thursday, February 17th, 2011

What are the Top Celeb Scandals related to male celeb porn? Well, here is a challenge. I have a list of celebs and naughty words and I’m trying to put them together to see if I can find some of the top male celeb scandals of the past couple of years. Excuse the quick ‘run-through’ nature of this post, but I wanted to share what have been considered the top 10 male celebrity scandals, those wonderful ‘oops’ moments and myths. Which are real? Which are just fantasy? Check the links and see for yourself.

Taylor Lautner’s Balls
I checked this search string out and didn’t find anything, only a slight controversy that there were some pics of him going around the web taken when he was 17, one, allegedly, was of him showing his balls – it doesn’t. (Here’s the link. img38.imageshack.us/img38/7411/3jxm30lnylkznsl55omwlnm.jpg) And there was another one of him showing his cock outline as he left a gym in a trackie with no underwear beneath: popwired.com/2009/06/taylor-lautner-underwearless. However, this little scandal was enough to raise an amusing video in September 2010 breaktheillusion.com/talky-blog/sniffing-taylor-launters-balls

Jake Gyllenhaal Cock,
Since Brokeback Mountain everyone’s fallen for Jake but what’s he got that’s worth seeing? Here’s the star of the ‘scandal’ in a clip from ‘Love and other drugs’ that allegedly gives us a glimpse of the Jake jewels, or at least his penis: movieline.com/2010/11/is-this-jake-gyllenhaals-penis-a-movieline-investigation.php. Was that added in for the web by someone with nothing better to do, would the studio (and his agent) have allowed it? Maybe it’s best left to the imagination; try this link:thesuperficial.com/jake_gyllenhaal_shows_off_his-10-2006 where you get directions to the penis outline, and then make up your own mind. Alternatively, watch Brokeback Mountain with your pause button ready for the jumping off the cliff scene…

Taylor Hanson gay?
That’s the question, here’s the chat: In recent years a large quantity of photographs of Taylor in homosexual encounters have surfaced. Some have proven to be fake, while others are still up for debate. Because of this, the answer to the question is Taylor Hanson gay, the answer is that while he promotes himself as straight, the likely hood of him being bisexual (at the least) is very possible.

Again we’re probably looking at ‘shopped’ images when we see Taylor sucking dick here: community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/32424314.html?page=2#comments

Kellan Lutz hung?
Another star with mystique, and this times it’s around what he’s got in his pants. Is Kellan Lutz hung? I had to go to the Daily Bulge (nice play on words) for some shots. Start here: daily-bulge.blogspot.com/2010/03/kellan-lutzs-jogging-bulge.html and then go to: daily-bulge.blogspot.com/2010/07/mega-post-kellan-lutz-and-his-recent.html for some even closer pics. You can pack a lot into a jock strap, move it around, it point the right way and make a five inch average look like a nine inch jaw-breaker. You might want to search for his CK underwear ad pics to make up your own mind. malecelebblogs.com/kellan-lutz-shirtless.

Drake Bell on a webcam
I looked around for a scandal involving Drake Bell and a webcam and completely failed. There are lots of video clips of him, loads of chat and photos, some morphed and some fans setting up sites showing his bulge and so on, but nothing about a webcam scandal. What did I miss?

Zac Efron NUDE
This is more like it, who can resist Zac? And who has the time to wade through all the fake pics, and find ‘Zac with a nude model’ we don’t want that, we want to see what’s in Zac’s shorts. Zip back to 2008 when there were talks for Zac to take on the lead role in Eqquus on Broadway, a play which calls for nudity (remember Daniel Radcliff’s naked publicity shots?), then search around to see if Zac ever did the same… and you find ‘Zac considering’, ‘Zac to play…’, and then, sadly you find out it wasn’t true and didn’t happen. You’re left with morphed pics and an over-active imagination.

Snoop Dogg’s got 10 inches?
Does Snoop Dogg have a 10 inch penis? Well, I’m doing my best but without any certifiable written evidence, or a confession from the rapper himself, I am left with this page sexpornguy.blogspot.com/2008/05/snoop-dogg-nude-naked-nue.html a zoom lens, and obviously lots more searching to do.

Prince William Caught…
Now we can always really on the British Royals to let themselves down royally and often in public. Take Prince William; caught in controversy as he’s always fondling his dick, peeing in public or scratching his Windsor Nuts. Here’s a pic of him, allegedly, peeing in public and a discussion to go with it: buzzfeed.com/mjs538/prince-williams-penis-bu The bottom line with this celeb scandal is that it seems to be one incident picked up in 2008, now re-doing the internet rounds, and if you wait a little while longer, there will be some other right royal oops bouncing around the net.

Randy Orton hard
So, any celeb mishap photos of this wrestler flashing his dick? Can we see him with a hardon? After hours of searching (it’s hard to put ‘hard’ in a search string in this context when you’re dealing with a hard-bodied, hard-muscled wrester who wrestles hard…), and after logging in to You Tube to confirm I was (and still am), an adult, I found this clip: youtube.com/watch?v=iIGWh7tUhZs&has_verified=1 Randy gets his trunks pulled down, races around the ring trying to cover his modesty and, if you’re really quick, you’ll catch a glimpse.

Ryan Reynolds’ cock…
Used to belong to Alanis Morissette, when they were together, but you can catch a glimpse of it thanks to ‘Buying the cow’ a movie he appeared in. This was the best place I found to check him and it out: omgblog.com/2007/05/omg_hes_naked_ryan_reynolds.php in photos only though; the video clips have been removed. I wonder why?

So, top celeb scandals, top fakes, can you think of any more? It’s a great game to play, when you’ve got nothing else to do: to search out as many male celebs as you can, and see if they’ve done anything worthy of being included in a top male celeb porn site. You’ll be surprised at how many you can find without having to pay to join one of those celeb scandal sites.

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Nude male celebrities – really?

Wednesday, October 7th, 2009


Adam Brody ShirtlessWho has ever wanted to see their favorite celebrity naked? Just about everyone I guess. I know I’ve had a hankering for a naked Matt Damon or Luke Perry, er… when I was younger. Well, thanks to the wonderful World Wide Web it’s as easy as anything to find sites that offer you naked male (and female) celebrities, actors, singers and even politicians.

There are a few things to consider here: One, the term ‘celebrity’ seems to cover everyone from the A list Hollywood stars down to people who got their butt out once in a TV program and then went back to being a bar tender. Two, ‘nude’ or ‘naked’ doesn’t always mean full frontal, in fact it rarely seems to mean full frontal. Three, not that many top stars have posed naked with a hard-on for a gay porn shoot so any X rated pics you are likely to get of them hard will be dodgy screen caps to say the least. Four, if you do stumble across a pic of a star with a boner the chances are it’s been morphed.

Let me take those points in more detail and give you some examples:

leonardo dicaprio nudeIn my search I came across a site that offered nude male celebrities. ‘Those naked male celebrities are hot.’ So I clicked over to see who was on the list. Yes there were some names I’d heard of but many that I hadn’t, mind you I’ve not seen every TV show or movie ever made. And then there was the issue of ‘naked’. Many of the photos here were of topless celebs, there were plenty of them fully dressed too and the naked ones were shots from movies where the guy is facing away from you. There was a side issue here about age too – a couple of these guys appeared naked when under 18 which is perfectly legal on stage or in a general release movie that’s been through the censors, but strangely when that pic appears on the internet it becomes illegal in most countries of the world. (I’m referring to the publicity shots for the play Equus and screen caps from the movie The Blue Lagoon.)

As for the other two points: In all of the sites I found I didn’t see any real hardons, unless they were shots of porn stars, but that’s different, that’s their job. There was plenty of Photoshop activity going on with faces cut and pasted onto bodies and even cocks and balls pasted in. Sometimes it was convincing but mainly it was laughable.

There are some excellent sites out there that do take their nude male celebrities seriously and, as long as you know what you are getting, these ones are the ones to sing up for. Starmale.com offers more than the same old shots of Brad Pitt and Bruce Willis caught naked; they have fan stories, gay porn stars, videos and a blog with regular updates. Malecelebrities.com has various areas that cover actors, singers, TV and models, with hardcore non-celeb sex too.


leonardo dicaprio nudeAs for free sites, it was here that I found most of the morphed pics and had my imagination well fueled by what I saw. (Back to Matt Damon again!) malecelebrities.org is a good one to show you examples of what to expect from pay sites as it basically advertises one but shows you just about all the sample pics available. It also has some biographies and info about the stars. Hotmencentral.com is another free site that contains loads of info, pics and interesting links and is well worth viewing.


Stephen Baldwin nude in bathtubTo sum up: sorry to start off so cynically about this subject, these sites are great entertainment as long as you know that you are never going to see very many original images. I mean, if your favorite star appeared nude in a movie you’d own it by now wouldn’t you? Searching out naked male celebrities is great fun, interesting at times and can make for a horny hobby.

See David Beckham on the web.

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Nude Male Celebrities

Saturday, March 7th, 2009

We all want to see our favorite actor, singer or sportsman in the buff don’t we? Is it just me or does everyone want to know what Matt Damon had in his trunks in The Talented Mr Ripley, or what Demi Moore sees in Ashton Kutcher’s? And the thing is there is a limitless amount of sites out there promising to show you just that kind of never-before-seen stuff. Simply search for ‘nude male celebrities’ and you will be bombarded with over 600,000 results. But where to start and what is good?

To start with: a word of warning. There is a big difference between what you hope to see and what you will actually get to see. For one thing ‘celebrity’ seems to cover anyone from a top Hollywood star down to someone who came last in the Eurovision song contest 1983 – that’s just a made up example by the way. Secondly ‘nude’ seem to cover everything from no clothes on at all, to fully dressed with a top button undone. There are many sites with titles such as StarMale, (oh! A picture of Colin Farrell’s dick I’ve never seen before and one of Brad Pitt’s that’s been around for years), YoungMaleStars (Robbie William’s tired old todger and Matt Damon’s bum again) and finally, the one I was hoping to find nudemalecelebrities.com. Let’s check this one out in detail.

The design is basic and it is a Mansites site which means you have to sign up for Mansites to gain access. But you can do this for free, we are told, you must put in your card information but you won’t be charged until after the first three, free days. Or you can leap right in with a monthly membership at €27.12 (euros). Once you have your Mansites pass you can access selected content from hundreds of adult sites.

While I was trying to get my password to work I was distracted by another site in my list: MaleCelebrities.com I saw this site some while back and it was very similar to NudeMaleCelebrities. They had over 6,500 videos and 1,300 galleries on offer, so quite a stock of content. (The vids were usually short clips of five minutes each.) The busy home page is made easier by the categories of content; gay video feeds, gay photo galleries, celebrity nudes… ah ha! That’s what we want but what do we get? We get a mix of semi-nude and semi-famous guys with naked shots of a few and clothed shots of many. It’s really about celebrities rather than fully nude celebrities here. There are some naked shots mixed in with the non-naked ones and an archive of only nude shots would be nice, but maybe then you’d realise all too soon that there aren’t that many of them naked after all.

There is an area of the site called ‘celebrity fakes’ which is fun. It’s basically morphed images with someone else’s cock stuck on to Mark Wahlberg’s body and so on. About as close as you are going to get to the real thing in many celebrity cases, these guys aren’t known for posing for nude studio shots and you’re not going to see Ryan Philippe with a hard-on unless someone uses Photoshop. I should also add that when I saw this site it needed a lot of maintenance – missing links etc.

I went over to hotmencentral.com to make myself feel better. Here you get a free look around an honest site that is well set out and that doesn’t make false promises. You search out your favourite star’s name and then see what they have got for you. It’s around the same price as the Nude Male Celebrities (Mansites) one that I’d seen before but, from what I remember, it’s better.

Proceed with caution, don’t get your hopes up and enjoy these sites for what they are and you will do fine. And if you do ever find a pic of Matt totally nude, would you be so kind as to email it to me?

What about David Beckham nude?  or even hotter lets find some pics of Jesse McCartney at the pool or at the beach or without clothes!

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David Beckham Nude

Thursday, September 25th, 2008

Right folks, the hunt is on. We’re going to search out as many photos of the world’s sexiest soccer star as we can find. Yes, I know there are other sexy soccer stars and David may not be your favorite but he’s probably the most covered in terms of photos, both G rated and others that are more erotic. At least I hope he is because I am going off to search now and I’ll let you know what I find…

…Well, that was fun! Starting with the Tube sites I came across some good collections of photos in video format that concentrated on David and his penis. That’s what we really want to see isn’t it? These were shots mainly from soccer matches where the hunk grabs his dick through his shorts, and some close ups of the outline of his penis through those sexy shorts. There were also collections of his famous photo shoots where he poses, showing off his fit body and tattoos but doesn’t quite reveal everything. Check YouTube and search for him by name.

My search rewarded me with a link that read ‘who wants to see David Beckham nude?’ so naturally I clicked that one. Yup, sure enough at DNAmagazine.com.au there was a pic of him full frontal and nude. But is it really him? The body looks right, the face looks right and even the tattoos look real but there was a suspicion that this was a morphed photo.

You’ll find loads of celebrity sites where the webmasters sell you the idea of seeing your favourite stars nude and then provide you with screen shots (often poor quality) from movies where the star showed his ass or occasionally his dick. Watch out for those as some are better than others. Malestars.com is one of the better, more honest ones, and features David’s “8.5 inch” penis in the same full frontal shot as I mentioned above, plus other erotic poses.

So, back to my hunt. This time I used an image search facility adding the word ‘naked’ and here are some places that I found:

Hunkyblog.com has shots of David modelling underwear for Armani as does dailymail.co.uk a British newspaper site. Americanurge.blogspot.com/2007_07_08_archive.html has a whole page dedicated to him – scroll down and check the list of celebs on the right to find his collection: there he is with Victoria in well shots pics and there he is in video clips and photos snapped by amateurs at games and on the streets; and in his underwear.

Some more clicking through the image pages showed me more of the same: there are loads of the same pics of David so if you do a search be patient and scroll through as, now and then, you will be rewarded with something original. davidbeckham-pictures.blogspot.com was probably the best site to view in terms of getting to the heart of the matter. The guys here seem to have a passion for David pics and know what’s real and what’s not. You have the underwear shots, the erotic set with Victoria and so on but you’ve also got him changing shorts at a game – a new image to me.

Another scroll through the link lists and even more of the same – he’s a popular boy! brilliantgay.17.dtiblog.com/category8-1.html had a great (but not real) shot of him with his back to us and his hard cock pointing down between his legs. It’s a bit of fun and fuels the fantasy.

And that’s what it’s really about, fantasy. It’s unlikely that any photos you find of someone like this with his cock out and jerking off are going to be real. But don’t let that spoil it for you. Check some of those addresses and make up your own mind.

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Matthew McConaughey’s Big Bulge

Tuesday, October 2nd, 2007

Okay, this guy runs around all the time but does he have to keep torturing us with his cock flapping around in his shorts? So maybe I really don’t mind that much, I just wanna hurry up and see him naked already! I enlarged his shorts, and changed up the colors a bit, and you can acutally see the head of his dick! Yummy!

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